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Are levying powers: we must straight make head: Our best friends made, our means stretch'd. Either led or driven, as we point the way; And having brought our treasure where we will. Denzel Washington in 'Julius Caesar' In 2005, Denzel Washington whipped up applause on Broadway as Marcus Brutus in 'Julius Caesar.' Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan. Julius Caesar had been preparing to invade Parthia, the Caucasus, and Scythia, and then march back to Germania through Eastern Europe. Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors; But, woe the while! Who's within? We will be satisfied; let us be satisfied. But kill'st the mother that engender'd thee! He loves me well, and I have given him reasons; Send him but hither, and I'll fashion him. And Cassius is dead. About! And look where Publius is come to fetch me. How ill this taper burns! Where never Roman shall take note of him. Good reasons must, of force, give place to better. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon, to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I, recover them. Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips, To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--. 20-30 characters. I know not what you mean by that; but, I am sure, Caesar fell down. Me know something you don't know! The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores, Caesar said to me 'Darest thou, Cassius, now. Are then in council; and the state of man. who comes here? Tell me your counsels, I will not disclose 'em: I have made strong proof of my constancy. Mischief, thou art afoot. YAY #3!] Cinna: Hi, my name is Cinna, I'm an alcoholic. Anthony: Omigods, they killed Caesar! Have stood against the world; now lies he there. Our Caesar's vesture wounded? And all the rest look like a chidden train: Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes. The multitude, beside themselves with fear. Let's stay and hear the will. Casca: Ooo, whatcha gonna do? Brutus: Nooooooooooooo! Ow! No place will please me so, no mean of death. You have some sick offence within your mind. (Everyone stabs Caesar; Brutus last, mostly because he's so slow he couldn't figure out what they were doing till they were all done) Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm; You know that you are Brutus that speak this. Good friends, go in, and taste some wine with me; And we, like friends, will straightway go together. I didn't think of it first, so we shouldn't! Here was a Caesar! Those that will hear me speak, let 'em stay here; Those that will follow Cassius, go with him; I will hear Cassius; and compare their reasons, Romans, countrymen, and lovers! thou art fled to brutish beasts. Hie hence, and tell him so. Moreover, he hath left you all his walks. Hark, hark! We'll send Mark Antony to the senate-house: And he shall say you are not well to-day: And, for thy humour, I will stay at home. For this time I will leave you: To-morrow, if you please to speak with me. He wrote new laws and changed and improved how to rule provinces of the empire. Varro! When beggars die, there are no comets seen; The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes. Burn! I should not urge thy duty past thy might; I know young bloods look for a time of rest. To our attempts. The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground. I should do Brutus wrong, and Cassius wrong, I will not do them wrong; I rather choose. Revenge! I will be here again, even with a thought. Never come such division 'tween our souls! Is notwithstanding up. Since Cassius first did whet me against Caesar. But there's but one in all doth hold his place: So in the world; 'tis furnish'd well with men. That lowliness is young ambition's ladder. The people of Rome thought he was great, but the leaders in the Senate did not agree. Fire! Bid every noise be still: peace yet again! Cassius: Bummer, dude. Here's Decius Brutus, he shall tell them so. Brutus: Hmm, yes. Yet, stay awhile; Thou shalt not back till I have borne this corse, According to the which, thou shalt discourse. No, Caesar shall not: danger knows full well. occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. Then must I think you would not have it so. Such as he is, full of regard and honour. He should not humour me. The gods to-day stand friendly, that we may. That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true: Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death. Fellow, wilt thou bestow thy time with me? That Caesar will not grant. Shall I be frighted when a madman stares? Begin it with weak straws: what trash is Rome, What rubbish and what offal, when it serves, Where hast thou led me? Tell him, so please him come unto this place. And dip their napkins in his sacred blood. And then I swore thee, saving of thy life. Lucilius and Titinius, bid the commanders. It shall advantage more than do us wrong. Pardon me, Julius! Cinna: No! As Caesar loved me, I weep for him; as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was, valiant, I honour him: but, as he was ambitious, I, slew him. But here's a parchment with the seal of Caesar; Let but the commons hear this testament--, Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--, And they would go and kiss dead Caesar's wounds. Why are you breathless? It must be by his death: and for my part. I pause for a reply. And sudden push gives them the overthrow. But speak all good you can devise of Caesar. They're not my friends, you are, forever and ever! And buy men's voices to commend our deeds: It shall be said, his judgment ruled our hands; Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear. Judge me, you gods! Our army lies, ready to give up the ghost. You look pale and gaze. Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I, meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's, matters, but with awl. For ever, and for ever, farewell, Brutus! Why should that name be sounded more than yours? There is my dagger, And here my naked breast; within, a heart. Caesar: No. And, this last night, here in Philippi fields: Thou seest the world, Volumnius, how it goes; Than tarry till they push us. Sure, the boy heard me: Brutus hath a suit. Yet now they fright me. Nay, an I tell you that, Ill ne'er look you i' the, face again: but those that understood him smiled at, one another and shook their heads; but, for mine own, part, it was Greek to me. But Brutus makes mine greater than they are. Caesar banned driving carriages on city streets during the first ten hours of daylight. That needs must light on this ingratitude. Here wast thou bay'd, brave hart; Here didst thou fall; and here thy hunters stand. Brutus: Crap, we lost. Casca: Maybe so, but I know something you don't know! Caesar: Why? If, any, speak; for him have I offended. Your master, Pindarus. O Caesar! Bid him set on his powers betimes before. Now, whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke. Set honour in one eye and death i' the other. And bid me give it thee? Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous, Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls, That welcome wrongs; unto bad causes swear, Such creatures as men doubt; but do not stain. Well, to our work alive. Some two months hence up higher toward the north, He first presents his fire; and the high east, The sufferance of our souls, the time's abuse,--. Here is himself, marr'd, as you see, with traitors. Cassius, what night is this! He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold. If this were true, then should I know this secret. Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn'd down. In several hands, in at his windows throw, Writings all tending to the great opinion, That Rome holds of his name; wherein obscurely. His corporal motion govern'd by my spirit. And chastisement doth therefore hide his head. Poor knave, I blame thee not; thou art o'er-watch'd. This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit, Which gives men stomach to digest his words. Brutus: Me already say, me no want this to be the X-Files! Peace, peace! You didn't give me any money from the bribes you took. Then make a ring about the corpse of Caesar. Must I give way and room to your rash choler? To see my best friend ta'en before my face! Am I a married man or a bachelor? The last of all the Romans, fare thee well! Two mighty eagles fell, and there they perch'd. Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace to-night: Thrice hath Calpurnia in her sleep cried out. Antony claims allegiance to Brutus and the conspirators after Caesar’s … His ascent to power is filled with sacrifice, murder and betrayal. A peevish schoolboy, worthless of such honour. For some new honours that are heap'd on Caesar. Thoughts of great value, worthy cogitations. Low alarums. In your bad strokes, Brutus, you give good words: Witness the hole you made in Caesar's heart. I know that we shall have him well to friend. Repair to Pompey's porch, where you shall find us. Your ear is good. Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health. why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer: --Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved, Rome more. Bring him with triumph home unto his house. Lucius: Go where, ma'am? They that have done this deed are honourable: What private griefs they have, alas, I know not. That her wide walls encompass'd but one man? Seek! But 'tis a common proof. 13. And bring me word what he doth say to thee. Good morrow to you. But what compact mean you to have with us? We'll hear him, we'll follow him, we'll die with him. UN-DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures, and Will Shakespeare is long dead. Dearer than Plutus' mine, richer than gold: If that thou be'st a Roman, take it forth; I, that denied thee gold, will give my heart: Strike, as thou didst at Caesar; for, I know, When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better. Sway'd from the point, by looking down on Caesar. But it was famed with more than with one man? If you don't, he'll be the star of the play and not you. To this dead man than you shall see me pay. Brutus: No, you no like me! Why I, that did love Caesar when I struck him. So Brutus should be found. None that I know will be, much that I fear may chance. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth. 'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here. Now, Titinius! Upon the word. Most noble Antony! Most high, most mighty, and most puissant Caesar, These couchings and these lowly courtesies, To think that Caesar bears such rebel blood, That will be thaw'd from the true quality. This, Casca; this, Cinna; and this, Metellus Cimber. Retreat. I found Mustang News “Rinse the Blood off my Toga,” a skit about Julius Caesar but set to a gangster murder mystery theme and dialogue. With that which melteth fools; I mean, sweet words. That did the latest service to my master. Lions with toils and men with flatterers; He says he does, being then most flattered. Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees, Then, lest he may, prevent. Brutus: Me tell you tomorrow. When I spoke that, I was ill-temper'd too. Cassius: Architect of the conspiracy to kill Caesar, and the man who convinces Brutus to join the conspiracy, and then leads them in ruling Rome. Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills. Till each man drop by lottery. Former Saturday Night Live host John Mulaney came under fire this weekend for his Julius Caesar-inspired joke about "stabbing Trump." Than that poor Brutus, with himself at war. What trade, thou knave? Seth Myers and Amy Poehler commented on protesters offended by a version of "Julius Caesar" that depicts the assassination of a President Trump-like character. The melting spirits of women, then, countrymen. Mark Antony, shall we give sign of battle? Citizens: Kill him! dang, I hate Latin.... (dies) There is but one mind in all these men, and it is. Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar. To wear a kerchief! And, her attendants absent, swallow'd fire. And will he steal out of his wholesome bed. A month in the calendar is named after him - July, for Julius Caesar. Weighing the youthful season of the year. Then he. Good morrow, Antony. where art thou, Pindarus? Of the dank morning? WAH! No, sir; their hats are pluck'd about their ears. I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar; To beg enfranchisement for Publius Cimber. Who rated him for speaking well of Pompey: I wonder none of you have thought of him. What watchful cares do interpose themselves. But this same day. And will, no doubt, with reasons answer you. Gentle knave, good night; I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee: If thou dost nod, thou break'st thy instrument; I'll take it from thee; and, good boy, good night. But men may construe things after their fashion. That touches Caesar nearer: read it, great Caesar. What say'st thou to me now? You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us. Go you down that way towards the Capitol; If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies. And look you lay it in the praetor's chair, Where Brutus may but find it; and throw this. It was well done; and thou shalt sleep again; This is a sleepy tune. when it shall please my country to need my death. Look, look, Titinius; Are those my tents where I perceive the fire? Ay, Casca; tell us what hath chanced to-day. Bear with me, good boy, I am much forgetful. Thou know'st that we two went to school together: Even for that our love of old, I prithee. Come, therefore, and to Thasos send his body: And come, young Cato; let us to the field. Who's that? And come yourselves, and bring Messala with you. Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords: Then walk we forth, even to the market-place. I wish your enterprise to-day may thrive. To you our swords have leaden points, Mark Antony: Our arms, in strength of malice, and our hearts. Come home to me, and I will wait for you. I do fear, the people. Set in a note-book, learn'd, and conn'd by rote. loves thee not: thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius. What a fearful night is this! Othello The Text William Garrett. ay, more: fret till your proud heart break; Go show your slaves how choleric you are. The end of this day's business ere it come! There is no terror, Cassius, in your threats. Why, know'st thou any harm's intended towards him? 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